Bren thinks she's pretty clever lately.
The other day she came into the kitchen and I was bent over cleaning up something and I heard her whispering behind me in an English accent:
"Now, we have to be very careful so as not to spook it, but this is the rarely seen Butt-Ox. Famous for the noises it makes..."
It went on for a while.
Then tonight she and I were sitting on the couch watching our Bravo shows and she farts rather loudly and immediately spanks her butt and says "Vina, that is enough! You calm down!"
Me: Did you just name your butt MY name?
Bren: Yep...it fits.
Again, I love being the "butt" of her jokes. Pun intended.
Oh and a BIG thank you to Uncle Travis for teaching our kids to come out of the bathroom and say to someone "I just went poop and when I was done I turned around and named it (insert person's name)". That one NEVER gets old around here apparently!
The night before Max's senior night, he took an elbow to his head during
practice. It was one of those unfortunate accidents. The coach,
lifeguard, etc...
5 days ago