The funniest metaphor ever!

So I called my mom and said "why didn't you tell me you got snow? I saw Aimee's pics, how much did y'all get?"

She replied, "It's already gone, Aimee got more, and besides I wasn't going to call you about 3 inches when you maintain 8 or more. That would be like you having a million bucks and I call to brag about finding $50."