Funniest Kids in the World!

Sooooo....we had our homestudy this past month (we're trying to adopt...FYI). And we didn't want to talk to the kids about "not saying stuff that is outrageous and untrue" because that would only ensure that they said something outrageous and untrue. *sigh*

But I soon learned that...given ANY opportunity...Jase is always there to keep us on our toes!

When the case worker asked her if she's excited about adopting a sibling she replied, "Yeah, but my daddy spanks me all the time. He spanked me from Texas, to Canada, to Saint Maarten, back to Texas, and all the way to Michigan. He just spanks me hard and all the time."

Where is that "pass out" icon! Fortunately, the case worker had enough sense to ask if he spanked her that week, and she said, "No....not for a while." And we all laughed. The funny thing....she hadn't had a spanking in MONTHS! And usually, it's Mom that spanks her...not Dad who tends to favor her.

Good grief!