Thursday, May 08, 2008

A Funny From Extended Family.

My niece's family were chit chatting about some "dirty" words one of her daughters had heard that day. One happened to be sperm. Her 2nd oldest daughter asked what that was and her husband responded that "it's basically tadpoles." This was the WRONG child to say that to, because she immediately said "Oh I want sperm!" Then the dad said, "You can't, only boys have them." Her reply, "Well that's just unfair!"

Saturday, May 03, 2008

I can't take then ANYWHERE!

Ya know, I try to be a classy lady. I try to keep up appearances. But when you have a family like mine, it is utterly impossible to hide who we really are deep down inside.

Today we went to eat at a really nice restaurant. The table next to us was rather close to ours and it was pretty quiet in there so we could hear each other's conversations.

My mom mentioned that she heard that the Hub ate Oriental Salad (a big feat for someone who hates veggies period) and his loud reply was "yeah but my bowels have been messed up ever since." *cricket chirp*
I wanted to crawl under the table.

Oh and of course it couldn't stop there. Jase goes to the potty and returns to announce LOUDLY (just like her daddy!) that "I went number 2!"

Yep! We were the that family tonight. I try soooooo hard!