A Funny From Extended Family.

My niece's family were chit chatting about some "dirty" words one of her daughters had heard that day. One happened to be sperm. Her 2nd oldest daughter asked what that was and her husband responded that "it's basically tadpoles." This was the WRONG child to say that to, because she immediately said "Oh I want sperm!" Then the dad said, "You can't, only boys have them." Her reply, "Well that's just unfair!"