Too Much Fun is OUT of the question!

I know I haven't posted in a while. I apologize profusely!

It's a little thing called "life" that keeps getting in the way! :)

Here's a funny just to make your day better, and by none other than our funny girl herself, Jase!

Riding home from school Bren is telling me how the upcoming Sadie's dance is going to go.  She's explaining where the pictures will take place etc.

Bren:  We'll all meet at the house and take pics with our dates there.

Jase:  *butting in*  Well don't have toooooo much fun, Bren.

Bren:  What are you talking about? It's just pictures!  Besides your ten! You don't know what "too much fun" is.

Jase:  Oh I know!  And I'm telling you not to have it.  *said with authority*

I couldn't have said it better myself, Jase!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from all of us to all of you!

Stripper Songs

So we're watching American Idol and Mase is humming. I realize suddenly that he's singing that stupid stripper song...thanks rappers everywhere for your disgusting contribution to society and your booty bouncing slutty women *throws up in mouth*!

Conversations ensues:

Me - SON! You cannot sing that song!

Mase - Why?

Me - It's about strippers! (trying not to yell)

Mase - *blank stare*

Me - Do you know what a stripper is?

Mase - They dance on stage and strip to their bra and panties.

Me - (OMG! HE KNOWS HE KNOWS! okay stay calm...breathe....don't ask who told him, you might kill the kid) Yes, but they strip NAKED, son, NAKED. They show everything that Heavenly Father gave them to a clapping audience.

Jase - (obviously listening in...SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE!) Ew! I would never do that.

Me - WELL I SHOULD HOPE NOT! (any hopes of not yelling clearly gone)


*later I would find out that BREN told Mase the words to the song...my own child...pray for her..."