Saturday, November 29, 2008

New way to say "turkey thighs".

Jase came into the bathroom the other morning while I was getting ready. I was in my pjs, and she sat down to watch me.

Jase: Mom, why is it that when we're kids our legs are short and skinny, and then we grow up and they get taller and taller, and then when we're your age they get really big at the top?

*grumble grumble grumble* Thanks Jase...always there to make me feel good about myself.

Monday, November 24, 2008


Mase came upstairs last night to inform me that he won the talent contest between him and his sisters.

Me: Awesome! What did you do?
Mase: I beat boxed and river danced.
Me: (chokes) the same time?
Mase: Of course, they go together really well.

His father is still recovering from the announcement.