New way to say "turkey thighs".

Jase came into the bathroom the other morning while I was getting ready. I was in my pjs, and she sat down to watch me.

Jase: Mom, why is it that when we're kids our legs are short and skinny, and then we grow up and they get taller and taller, and then when we're your age they get really big at the top?

*grumble grumble grumble* Thanks Jase...always there to make me feel good about myself.