Saturday, June 26, 2010

Mommy and Daddy "alone time"

The neighbor just asked my kids to go down to the beach with them and I came over to verify.

Jase says to neighbor mom, "It's good that you asked us, mom and dad need alone time. That's why I play over here so much, they need their alone time."


We have never even said "alone time" ROFL!

We never even...*insert imagination*...during the day. The mom just stared at me and if crickets had chirped it would have been appropriate.

Jase, my sweet, you better pray that I die or become mute before you have children of your own because I'm coming at you full force!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

"In the crack?"

While we were camping last week, I took Jase to the showers to clean her up a little. I was telling her to make sure she washed her bum and hoo haa. She kinda rubbed the outside of her butt so I said "wash in between honey."

Eyes wide: "In between? In my crack? I don't wanna stick my hand in there, there's all kinds of stuff in there!"

Hence the reason I want you to "stick your hand in there" and wash it!