Sunday, June 29, 2008

Good luck with that Jase!

Mase has been learning some colorful ways to refer to his "parts" by the little neighborhood boys. His latest referal is "my nuts."

Jase was getting into the bath the other night and talking to the Hub:

Jase: Dad, why does Mase call his things his nasty nuts?
Hub: Well he says nuts, not nasty nuts, but that's a crude way to say it.
Jase: Today he said he has nuts in his penis. That's disgusting! When I grow up and get married, my husband will NOT have nasty nuts in his penis! That's disgusting!

Never a dull matter how old they get.


Thursday, June 26, 2008

He's a grown man!

Mase woke up disoriented the other night and the Hub took him to the potty to pee. Jase was still awake and was being nosey as usual.

Mase was sitting on the toilet (after trying to pee in the shower and then ON the toilet seat) and the Hub asked him where his underwear were.

Jase pipes in, "Dad, he's a grown man....he doesn't wear underwear anymore!"

Travis, Matt, Monty, Byron.....are you guys going commando and I never realized?