Well...hmmmm....ok.

Mase came upstairs last night to inform me that he won the talent contest between him and his sisters.

Me: Awesome! What did you do?
Mase: I beat boxed and river danced.
Me: (chokes) Ummm...ok....at the same time?
Mase: Of course, they go together really well.

His father is still recovering from the announcement.