Why Jase won't wear mascara ever.

So Jase was watching me put on makeup and when I started putting on mascara she said, "I won't ever wear that, because when I'm older, and I have a son, he will turn 4, and then he will push me because he didn't mean to, and I will poke myself in the eye. So I will never wear that."

The funniest metaphor ever!

So I called my mom and said "why didn't you tell me you got snow? I saw Aimee's pics, how much did y'all get?"

She replied, "It's already gone, Aimee got more, and besides I wasn't going to call you about 3 inches when you maintain 8 or more. That would be like you having a million bucks and I call to brag about finding $50."

Daddy wears panties!

Jase came into the bathroom last Sunday and I asked her if she changed her panties since she hadn't had a bath the night before. She said yes, "Daddy changed them."

Me: Did you have skidmarks in them?
Her: NO! I wipe good Mom! *thinks for a minute* But then I changed Dad's panties and there were marks in them...he does NOT wipe good Mom!