A New Twist on an Old Game!

The Hub has the flu so we all went outside to play and give him some quiet time. We ended up playing a game of HORSE in the driveway.

Soon after we started playing Jase was already at H.O. and with her next miss she was at H.O.R.

At this point she lets us all know where she is by announcing loudly, but dead serious, "I'm a HOR....hey did y'all hear, I'm a HOR....Mase, I'm a HOR....Listen to me, I'm a HOR."

Bren and I were laughing so hard at her proclamation to the neighborhood!

The smells of my childhood!

So we walked past a Lilac bush today and I asked the kids to all bend over and take a deep smell of the exact smell that reminds me of warm sunny days, lying in the cold Spring grass at my grandma's house when I was a child.

It smelled SOOOO good and I was immediately taken back to where I could actually feel the cold grass on the back of my legs while I laid there with my eyes closed listening to the sounds of the neighborhood.

THEN, the Hub says, "When I fart, the smell reminds me of my childhood."

AAAAAAND the moment was over. The kids cracked up and Mom's moment was forgotten. *sigh*

Jase's Brain Size

Today at soccer practice The Hub was telling Jase to play smart.

Jase: Dad, I'm just a girl.
The Hub: But you have a brain.
Jase: My brain isn't that big yet, Dad, it's only this big *makes a fist size*. I don't have all my ideas yet.

Ode to Uncle Travis!

I think I've posted about Uncle Travis telling Mase about him going poop and then naming it Mase. *sigh*

Well Uncle Travis...I am now getting you back for teaching my kids crude things!!! I grew tired of the crude ways my kids tell me they are going poop....just GO, don't announce it!

So I have now taught them to tell me they are going poop by simply saying, "Mom/Dad, I'm gonna go make a statue of Uncle Travis." ISN"T THAT GREAT!!! HAHAHHAHAHA! It cracks me up every time too.

*do NOT point out that I taught my kids something crude...I prefer to be ignorant about my hypocrisy.*