Do you pee in the shower? And can your winky dance?

I was getting the shower ready for Mase, and a typical male, he just comes in and shucks his clothes. My girls hide and ask me to turn around, HELLO, we have the same body parts! But my boy goes all "nudist colony" on me any chance he has.

First, I see movement out of the corner of my eye and turn around to see my son twirling his "winky" in circles with his hips. He giggles and says, "Cool huh, I just started doing that."

*yep, real cool son.*

Then, he gets in the shower and I go to step out, then remember that I need to remind him to use SHAMPOO when he shampoos his hair and that water and rubbing is not washing hair. I open the curtain and he's peeing in the shower. "Ewww! Stop that!" But he just giggles and says, "If I get out I get water all over the floor, and then you gripe because I got water all over the floor."

:| *ahhh, look who's a smarty pants all of a sudden*

"So go before you get in."

"I didn't need to go until the water hit it."

I'll admit, I totally lost that battle of wits.

Not funny at all!

Bren has learned how to pit The Hub and I against each other. She will actually text a lie about one of us to the other one in hopes of getting her way. It usually leads to a nasty argument between The Hub and myself.

NOT funny in the least, and if you have any advice on how to nip this little trick before it gets worse, I would love it!

Help find Norris Lee!

http://wwj.cbslocal.com/2010/09/06/birmingham-police-search-for-missing-man/