So we're watching American Idol and Mase is humming. I realize suddenly that he's singing that stupid stripper song...thanks rappers everywhere for your disgusting contribution to society and your booty bouncing slutty women *throws up in mouth*!
Conversations ensues:
Me - SON! You cannot sing that song!
Mase - Why?
Me - It's about strippers! (trying not to yell)
Mase - *blank stare*
Me - Do you know what a stripper is?
Mase - They dance on stage and strip to their bra and panties.
Me - (OMG! HE KNOWS HE KNOWS! okay stay calm...breathe....don't ask who told him, you might kill the kid) Yes, but they strip NAKED, son, NAKED. They show everything that Heavenly Father gave them to a clapping audience.
Jase - (obviously listening in...SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE!) Ew! I would never do that.
Me - WELL I SHOULD HOPE NOT! (any hopes of not yelling clearly gone)
*later I would find out that BREN told Mase the words to the song...my own child...pray for her..."
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