Those "GET NO WHERE" conversations!!

My kids are PROS at them! For example, I have chosen just two of the many we had this week:

The first is just cute! Jase and her cousin Carly were playing together and they both have speech issues and don't pronounce their Rs. But they're 4, so who cares for now. Anyway, this is their conversation:

J - Look Cawly, thwow that wock.
C - That? That's a wock.
J - No, Cawly, it's called a wock.
C - No, JJ it's a WOCK.
J- NO, IT'S A WOCK!
C- A WOCK!
J- You talk funny. (then walks away) ROFL!!

Then my Mase is asking when his baseball starts:

Me- Tomorrow.
Him- Is tomorrow the next day?
Me- Yes, tomorrow.
Him- So tomorrow is the next day?
Me- Yes, honey, it's tomorrow.
Him- So when we wake up it's tomorrow?
Me- Yep. (ahh we're understanding each other)
Him- So it's the next day?
Me- (spoke too soon) YES (ok calm down) Yes, son, it's the next day....tomorrow IS the next day.
Him- (thinking) So when I wake up, it's tomorrow?
Me- YES! YES! TOMORROW WHEN YOU WAKE UP IT WILL BE THE NEXT DAY AND THAT WILL BE TOMORROW!

And that seemed to please him....however, I was breathing heavy and foaming at the mouth! AAARRRGGGHHHH!