Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Top three reasons Jase is up for sale!!

Number Three: The constant crying and whining coming from this child!! Dear Jase, the world does NOT revolve around you!

Number Two: Farting at almost every opportunity and in front of Heaven and Earth and anyone else in our home or outside of it...then trying to play it off like it was an accident, yet, it rumbled on for 3 minutes. YEAH, that's not an accident!

And NUMBER ONE: Apparently, she slept over with a family that is super close to us last night and after wrestling and beating up the dad, she proceeds to announce: "I'll be back, I have to go to the bathroom and take a Jorge." Jorge is the DAD"S name!!!!!!!!!!

Damn you Uncle Travis...the one who taught her that!!! I should make you PAY to take her and raise her yourself!

2 comments:

Kascia and Travis Lybbert said...

I'm so sorry VINA!! You should hear what he is teaching Asher! Oh my goodness. Reading your blog is giving me a glimpse into my future! And I'm not looking forward to it!! He's been teaching Asher to say "ball-sack" And of course, he says it! And I think he's been saying "Sh___" lately too, I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure. Just hoping he means to be saying something else!

That is hilarious though, but I guess only when it's someone else's child not your own!! Love ya! Say hi to all the kiddos and the hubbie!!

Laughing, for now!

Gaylene said...

I'll take her and can go take a Dave, haha!