Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Top three reasons Jase is up for sale!!

Number Three: The constant crying and whining coming from this child!! Dear Jase, the world does NOT revolve around you!

Number Two: Farting at almost every opportunity and in front of Heaven and Earth and anyone else in our home or outside of it...then trying to play it off like it was an accident, yet, it rumbled on for 3 minutes. YEAH, that's not an accident!

And NUMBER ONE: Apparently, she slept over with a family that is super close to us last night and after wrestling and beating up the dad, she proceeds to announce: "I'll be back, I have to go to the bathroom and take a Jorge." Jorge is the DAD"S name!!!!!!!!!!

Damn you Uncle Travis...the one who taught her that!!! I should make you PAY to take her and raise her yourself!

Friday, August 07, 2009

4 years later and she finally used it right!

Remember when Jase was 3 and said, "Mom, you're pissin' over me!"

Well she's 7 now and finally used it right...yesterday she told me, "The cat's still pissed at me, Mom."

My baby's growin up! *sniff*