So I had a lady come by to pick up something the other day...she is a priss pot lady, you know the type, puckered lips, looks like they either just sucked a lemon or smelled a fart. Anywho, she came early...grrrr....and I was in the shower so my dh answered the door.
I heard her knock since I had just turned off the shower. I was towel drying off when all of a sudden Mase slams the door open and says:
Mase: Mom, a lady's here and Dad says come here.
Me: I can't tell Dad to give her the bag by the table. (TOWEL SLIPS A LITTLE)
Mase: (LOUDLY) HEY! You have hair on your too too. Why do you have hair on your too too?
Me: Please....Shhhhh....get out......(covering his mouth and towel slipping more)....Mase, shhhhh!
Mase: (muffled by my hand) But why....too too......hair......
I finally got him out and slammed the door shut. Ok, no prob...she probably didn't hear. So later I come out and dh is on the computer. I am in the kitchen starting lunch when he says, "Sooooo, you have hair on your too too?"
I JUST DIED! Because if he heard that....then pinched face lady heard it! Ugh...I just wanna lay down and cry sometimes. *sob* *sniff*
6 months ago
11 comments:
Oh your kids! Nothing is sacred!
I honestly don't want people to come over...I am THAT scared! LOL
rofl!!!!
hahaha! That is SO something my 3yo would do to me. He has no volume control - it's either loud or LOUDER!
Oh nice!! Now you just wonder who all has heard about your hair.
Oh my... I can just picture my DS saying that once he decides to start talking. LOL
You have hair on your too too???? I am shocked!! How could this be?
J/K You've got to love the honesty and BLUNTNESS of children!
Holy cow, I am cracking up!
ROFL!! Last week at church dd(a sunbeam) was coloring some pictures and told her teacher "I'm coloring the vagina pink" Her teacher just LOL when she was telling me this.
I love the serious "vagina" comments from little girls...that is so cute!
LOL!!!
Post a Comment