A Testicle Post!

So Mase was standing there naked after a shower and said. "Mom, what are these hanging under my private?" (pulling his penis up to his ears so I can see under it)

Me, "Those are your testicles."

Him, "What's that?"

Me, "Well they are little balls inside a sac...and they are just under you penis."

Him, "Uh no, this is my private."

Me, "No your privates are the whole thing...that is your penis and those are your testicles."

Him, "But you don't have testicles, right Mom?"

Me (refraining from saying HELL YES I DO...I have more balls than your father sometimes!) "No honey, just you and your dad and other boys."